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In honor of Shark Week, thought I'd post this. Thanks, Jerry, for sending it along!:

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the crap inside!"

"Friday" Funny- Mensa Invitational

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I know, it's not Friday. It's not even close, but funny is funny, and these are funny. Thanks to Larry for sending this along.

Teh funny is in the extended entry... enjoy!

Periodic Table of Meat

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Someone really put a lot of time into this, thanks to Julie for sending it along! For a full-sized version that's zoomable, click the link.

Presentation is the Key...

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Chicken Wings, Hush Puppies With A Dash Of Ketchup and Asparagus served On A Bed Of Lettuce.

Normally I don't post this stuff, but since it came from Julie what the hey!!! Interesting plating, but I like my wings cooked myself.

Have a great weekend! Buy yerself some Survival Spice®!!!

Weekend Funny- The Mafia Bookkeeper

I hope you're all having a good weekend. I haven't posted a Funny lately, so here's one from Jerry that really cracked me up.

Have a great weekend!

Happy Friday, all! Sorry for the absence all week but the week has been a bit of a blur because we got the outside of the house painted, and I had a lot of stuff to do in advance.

I know. Lame excuse, dude.

I did whip up a few quick meals that I'll post, but let these Bob Hope funnies be your appetizer! Thanks to Kathleen for the laughs.

Have a great weekend, everyone. Keep cooking!

Friday Funny- The Lie Detector

Happy Easter weekend, folks! A bad week for blogging, but some great weather here, with some nice rain today.

Julie passed along a chuckle for us, so praise her mightily if you laugh!

Have a great Easter weekend. Cook something good, willya?

Oh Lawdy, it's Friday. A crazy mess of a week that's hopefully pointed towards a calm, relaxing weekend. Or not. I guess a feller can dream, can't he?

If I can't guarantee a mellow weekend, I can at least post a joke to get us going, thanks to Steve!

Have a 'mellow' weekend, everyone. Cook something good, willja? Don't forget the Survival Spice®!

Friday Funny- Kids & Science

Happy Friday, all! We're headed into another weekend, so hopefully you've got a relaxing weekend planned. Kathleen has sent in a cute email fully of good stuff, so enjoy!

Have a good weekend. Cook something good, willya?

Friday Funny- Puns for educated minds

Happy Weekend, everybody! I've hit a few snags in the redesign, but I'm working through them, so hang in there.

Janella has sent in a great Funny, thanks ma'am!!! Enjoy your weekend, remember the two for one Survival Spice® is on until the end of the month.

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