This isn't the most appropriate joke the day before Valentine's Day, but it's funny, I think. Thanks again to KC for yukking it up for us.
Have a great weekend! Cook something special this weekend, and email me a few pictures to show it off.
A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
"I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good, she replied. ............."Get your own darn blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
