Ho ho ho, everyone! The last Friday before Christmas, so here's one last holiday oriented funny sent in by Steve. There will be something extra in your stocking Steve, thanks!
Have a great weekend, everyone! Survival Spice® makes a great New Year's party favor, too!!!
Christmas Songs for the Psychiatrically Disabled
Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?
Amnesia -- I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic Personality Disorder -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Bipolar Disorder (Manic Episode) -- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And......
Multiple Personality Disorder -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are Paranoid -- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us
Borderline Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why Antisocial Personality Disorder -- Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Agoraphobia -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My Hous
Alzheimer's Disease/Senile Dementia -- Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe
Oppositional Defiant Disorder -- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
Social Anxiety Disorder -- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
Attention Deficit Disorder -- We Wish You......Hey Look!!
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