Happy Friday, all!! Sorry for the lack of posts, but between a migration to a shiny new lightning quick server, being crazy busy with work and house guests, and life in general I haven't had a minute to post anything. I do have a few pictures I've taken lately, though.
A great Friday Funny from Claudia, thanks!
Have a great weekend, and cook something good, willya? Just about time to stock up on some of our Survival Spice® barbecue rub, don'tcha think?
The Wife from Hell
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Could you please keep your mouth shut, for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector, the man glowers at his wife and says, through clenched teeth, "Damn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "I had it on but I had to remove it when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my wallet."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know that's not true, you never wear your seat belt."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR BIG MOUTH?"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?"
She says, "Only when he's been drinking."
Friday Funny:
There was a minister whose wife was expecting a baby so he went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the minister's salary.
There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally, he got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the congregation.
In the back of the room, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much, we wear rubbers".
And the congregation said, "amen."
AMEN, BROTHER!!!!
ABAMA,HILLARY,MC.CAIN. That is the Friday Joke. Where is Pat Paulson when we need him.
Whoops, He is Dead. I still think he is the best candidate. He used humor when the Vietnam War was going on. I think our choices today are going to need a little humor.
I am sorry to use Pragmatic Chef as my sounding board. I hope he start posting soon!!!