Man, I'm full. Still.
Happy Bloated Friday, everyone! I hope everyone gorged themselves on good food and good company. Dan has sent an appropriate Funny to get the weekend going.
While you're out shopping, remember we have a lot of great products that will make anyone smile, especially with the gift of the incredible Tibvrtini Novello olive oil, which will be shipping in the next week or so, we're hearing.
Have a great weekend! Email me some pictures of your Thanksgiving feast.
Thanksgiving Divorce
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.
"We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like Heck they're getting a divorce", she shouts. "I'll take care of this."
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone, smiles and turns to his wife. "They're coming for Thanksgiving and they're paying their own way."
That's cute. The turkey is stretching its toes out over the pool.