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Friday Funny- Bob and The Blonde

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Happy, happy Friday! Busy day getting things wrapped up for the week, but Steve has sent in a great joke to help the transition from work week pain to weekend happiness!

Thanks for reading, and see you on Monday.

Bob and The Blonde

Bob walked into a bar and sat down next to a beautiful blonde who was staring up at the TV.  The 10:00 PM news was on and they were covering a story about a man on the ledge of a large building who was preparing to jump.
 
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "He won't jump."

Bob, reaching for his wallet, said, "I'll bet you $20 that he will."

The blonde replied, "You're on."
 
Just as Bob placed his 20 dollar bill on the bar the guy took a swan dive off of the ledge, falling to his death. 
 
The blonde, visually upset, handed Bob her $20 and said, "I guess you were right, here's your money."
 
Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and I knew he would jump."
 
The blonde replied, "I saw it too but I didn't think he'd be dumb enough to do it again." ............. 
 
Bob took the money.

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Blondes is dumb.

That's what joke lore would have you think, at least.

That was funny.

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