Wecome to another addition of "Oh crap, I have an early meeting- let's throw up a quick joke" Funny Friday. Here's a short and sweet joke from Janella.
Though I'm short on time today, I'm long on having a great weekend- I hope you have one, too!
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Earl and Bubba
Earl and Bubba, two good ole boys from Dixie, are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing, and drinking beer, when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoke to me in over 2 months."
Earl spits, sips his beer and says,
"You better think it over, women like that are hard to find."
Oh, ha ha ha. Your new wife just loves that joke. You know in cartoons when someone hits someone else in the head with a frying pan and you hear that big "gong" noise?
Never mind. Really.
See you at home.