("Uh, I don't see any Survival Spice™ in your shopping cart today. Are you nuts?")
Oh boy, it's Friday. I hope you've got a bunch of good stuff ready to cook this weekend, I'm going to try the marinade I used with the steak kebobs on a flank steak, myself. I have high hopes, I must say...
I don't know if I want to try the diet that Janella sent in this week for us all to laugh at, but I need to drop a few pounds, I'll admit.
Have a great weekend, everyone. I appreciate your reading, and for your support of Desert Island Foods®.com! Email me a picture or two of something you cook up, if you have a mind to.
A New Diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dogs and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog . . . Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby so I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 lb before I awakened in ICU with tubes coming out and IV's in both arms.
Her eyes bugged out. She was totally buying it. I told her that the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again.
By now, practically everyone in line was enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me? Was that why I ended up in the hospital?
I said no . . . I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out.
I love that joke.