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February 9, 2007
Friday Funny- The Crabby Wife
(Photo: Mary, of TPC's King Crab Legs with Survival Butter)
Happy Friday, everyone! I hope you've got something good on the menu this weekend. Okay, the Friday Funny this week is kind of gross, but worthy of sharing, I think. Thanks to Casey for the email.
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The Crabby Wife
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first? "
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty- five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow"...
Posted by The Pragmatic Chef at February 9, 2007 6:45 AM
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Comments
What a way to find out your wife has crabs!
Posted by: Willie Scoeville at February 10, 2007 2:10 AM
Heh, Willie, nice one.
Posted by: the pragmatic chef™ at February 10, 2007 8:12 AM
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH! Pragmatic Chef, you male chauvenist pig dog!
:)
Posted by: Julie at February 13, 2007 3:12 PM