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January 5, 2007
Friday Funny- Ed's Anniversary Gift
Happy First Friday of 2007! Still getting back in the groove here, but here's a quick Friday Funny. Sorry, I don't recall who sent it to me, because I forwarded it to myself.
Have a great weekend! I'm making some Cowboy Cupcakes for a party on Sunday, hopefully the picture will turn out better than last time...
Email me your pics! I've got a few to post already, but it's great to see what you've cooked up.
Ed's Anniversary Gift
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really upset.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE.”
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
Posted by The Pragmatic Chef at January 5, 2007 8:48 AM
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Demanding wife to widow in less than 6 seconds. I guess we should be impressed.
Posted by: mizburd at January 7, 2007 9:52 AM
Yeah, poor Ed. Good sense of humor, but not too bright...
Posted by: the pragmatic chef™ at January 7, 2007 10:05 AM