Happy Friday!!! Crazy busy around here, but Janella has once again produced the funny to help you get into the weekend.
BTW, if you received your Novello emails and haven't responded yet, I'm going to make your allocation available to everyone some time next week, so order up!
Have a great weekend. Cook something good for yourself, and share it with us!!!
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo... what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello???, haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here!!!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???
I loves me the doggie jokes.
If Mojo and Oscar could read they would say woof!
I would say 'woof' right back to them!