Happy Friday, everyone! I'm eyeing the door already, how about you?
This joke is a prescription for the Friday blahs, thanks, Mary! Email me your jokes to share, or a picture of a tasty dish you've made.
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Bad news for Mrs. Smith
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello?"
A voice says, "Mrs Smith, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Smith, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When we sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Smith arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Smith asks nervously
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?", questioned Mrs Smith.
"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
HA! Nice doctor chef.
Thanks! I dig the fancy Survival Stethoscope...