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July 14, 2006
Friday Funny- Irish Discretion
(From the pragmatic chef's personal photo album. Kinda.)
Top o' the Friday mornin' to ya! Another week has come and nearly gone, and I'm nearly gone myself, as you can see from the picture...
This weeks's Friday Funny comes from a lass with the foin name of Kathleen. Thanks, lassie!
If you've got a wee joke, or picture of a foin pot of stew you've made, email me and we'll set ya right.
Have a great weekend, everyone. Cook something good, willya now?
Update: In the comments, Julie asked about risque pictures of the chef. I went through the "photo album" and found this.
Irish Discretion
Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up.
Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, "Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?"
They draw straws. Liam Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishman you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."
Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers and asks what he wants. Gallagher declares: "Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to come home."
"Tell him to drop dead!" says Murphy's wife.
"I'll go tell him." says Gallagher.
Posted by The Pragmatic Chef at July 14, 2006 9:37 AM
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