Desert Island Foods™ is happy to announce that we've formed a partnership with Amazon.com to sell selected products, starting with our "Six Pack" of Survival Spice™. It will sell for the same price as at our site, but you'll be able to add non- DIF products to your shopping cart as well. Our full product line, including individual tins, will always be available at Desert Island Foods™.com, but really, isn't it time to grab a six-pack for your summer grilling anyway? Because y'know, it's fun when your barbecue guests grovel at your feet and want your autograph... Just click the link above for more information.
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Thanks again for all your support, whatever you can do to help keep spreading the word is really appreciated!
Dude, I see what's happening. You've gone all corporate. You ARE the man that's keepin us down!
Ouch. Really? I can grow my hair really long again, if that helps.
OK. But then you have to wear tie-dyed shirts every day.
Not to mention, you have to wear sandals, bathe less, get dreadlocks and practice hackey sack. But that doesn't sound like a good plan.