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March 3, 2006
Friday Funny- A Potpourri of Funny...
Lots of funny pouring into the Inbox that I'm happy to pass along this week. If you have a joke to share, please email me.
Some more good ones from Kathleen, enjoy your weekend, everyone, and cook yourself something good, willya? And take pictures!!!
I was in the express lane at the store. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the checkout line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. The cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked, "So which ten items would you like to buy?" Imagine my delight!
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Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for a table. "Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said. "We may not have 45 minutes." They were seated immediately.
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
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Three friends were asked "When you're in your casket, and friends and family members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say? "Fred said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, and a great family man." Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher who made a huge difference in people's lives."
Don said: "I'd like them to say, "Look, he's moving!"
Posted by The Pragmatic Chef at March 3, 2006 6:22 AM
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