Another great Friday Funny from Janella that will get your weekend off to a good start. Hear a great joke? Email me!
Have a great weekend, and cook something good!
The Bad Parrot
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot..
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith!"
Hey! I wanted to let you know I'm placing another order for Survival Spice in just a minute... gave the last of mine to John (because I can't keep it to myself!). I love how quickly it gets here... I guess that's why I always wait until the last minute to order - I know I won't be without for longer than a day or two! I'm having a 'party' when my best friend gets here from Kentucky and I've got to be sure to have it on hand... in fact, I'd better order some for her.
I have never had a better experience with online ordering than I have with you, PG... thank you for the excellent product and the outstanding service!
Happy Sunday!