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August 24, 2005
My first attempt at tawdry tabloid journalism
(Photo:Ananova)
Okay, this is about as sensationalist as I get around here, but Ronnie Woods of the "Strolling Bones" has offered to do a portrait of Jools Oliver, wife of TV Chef Jamie "The Naked Chef" Oliver. Ronny apparently made the offer after Jamie catered a party at the home of the Stones guitarist.
This is just chock full of irony, especially as it turns out that Jools is the naked one, according to the Ananova article:
"The girls go to bed and I send Jamie out of the room, then call him back in, dressed in nothing but a pair of jingle bells on my boobs, and do a silly dance."It's more funny than sexy. After two kids, my bum and boobs leave a lot to be desired, but it makes him laugh and it's the sort of goofy thing I like. I have no complaints from Jamie."
I feel so cheap for posting this, I'll make it up to you, I promise. How about 2,000 words on the secondary denaturization of meat proteins? I could go on and on about that.
[crickets]
Right.
Posted by The Pragmatic Chef at August 24, 2005 7:25 AM
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Comments
Ha ha! You're funny.
No crickets on the kinky proteins... I found it interesting. Plus now I'm craving brisket.
Posted by: megwoo at August 25, 2005 1:27 PM
Wow, Meg, I'll bet a brisket in that doufeu of yours might be slammin'. And if you were to dump a little Survival Spice in there along with whatever your evil mind comes up with, it wouldn't hurt...
Posted by: the pragmatic chef™ at August 25, 2005 1:34 PM