Via the AP:
Dorothy Densmore, an 86 year old woman from Charlotte, N.C. was arrested after she called 911 repeatedly last Sunday.
Why did she call? Because a pizza parlor refused to deliver a pizza to her, calling her "a crazy old coot."
She continued to call 911 even after being warned to stop, and after attacking the investigating officer was charged with 911 abuse and resisting a police officer.
She's either completely off her rocker or it's really good pizza...
It's not just good... it's feloniously delicious!
Ok... that was probably just bad...
Probably.
Of course I just looked at the post again and realized I had made an "off her rocker" pun without realizing it. It's just in my blood, I guess...