Happy Friday, everyone. Quite a few new readers have stopped by in the last few days, welcome! Here's a joke that was in the email yesterday, thanks to Jerry for sharing:
Butt Measurement
A man and his wife were working in their garden one
day and the man looks over at his wife and says:
"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big.
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measure the grill and then went over to where his wife
was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than
the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling
frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who
completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up
this big-a$$ grill for one little weenie?
Hee hee...
BTW, the pork butt in the picture above (pun absolutely intended) was made by rubbing with Survival Spice™ and then smoked in hickory for 4 hours, then finished in a 250º oven until it fell apart.
Great joke. Also, I just happen to have some pork butt going low and slow in the over (covered in Survival Spice of course - which started this morning) Just to brag a little more, I've been at the driving range most of the day with a big fat cigar.. what a day!